Ivy and Ari were taking a bath.  Ivy was floating on her back with her eyes closed kicking her legs.  
(Father) "Are you a mermaid?" 
(Daughter) "I'm not a mermaid.  I don't have red hair...or a fin.  I got knees... I have to break my knees off... Jesus has to break my knees off and put a fin there.  Or maybe... I can grow.  My feet will grow big, Big BIG!!! and that's how I get a fin to be a mermaid."
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no....way....
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